Crazy stupid love

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Crazy stupid love

Рецензия на фильм «Эта – дурацкая – любовь»

Прекрасная комедия о любви, боли и о том, как много ошибок может наделать человек, если кто-нибудь не заставит его сделать все, как следует. После такого фильма хочется сразу же кому-то позвонить. хотя бы за тем, чтобы посоветовать срочно бежать в кино.

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Прожив с Кэлом (Стив Карелл) пятнадцать лет, его жена Эмили (Джулиана Мур) после тихого семейного ужина заявляет, что хочет развестись. Страдающий в одиночестве Кэл заводит дружбу с молодым человеком (Гослинг), который пытается научить его беззаботной холостяцкой жизни.

У «Этой – дурацкой – любви» есть небольшая проблема, которая проявляется где-то на середине фильма. До этого все прекрасно, Стив Карелл крайне симпатичен в роли Кэла, мужчины средних лет, пытающегося прийти в себя после того, как его бросила жена. Для этого он слоняется по барам в компании молодого завсегдатая подобных заведений (Райан Гослинг, демонстрирующий потешно обвислые щеки, хитрое выражение лица и брюшные мышцы в количестве около пятидесяти четырех), который учит его, как должен себя вести настоящий жеребец, он же отъявленный гламурный подонок. Принарядившись соответствующим образом (стильные костюмы плюс прическа, которая не выглядит так, словно над ней поработал проржавевший Эдвард Руки-ножницы), Кэл затаскивает в постель гиперактивную Марису Томей. Все это очень мило и смешно, хоть и а) самую малость тривиально, и б) сопровождается раздражающей бренчащей музыкой с какого-то сборника типа «Вот что я зову независимым кино!», выпуск 3. А потом из ниоткуда на тебя обрушивается сцена, после которой кажется, что угодил в железнодорожную катастрофу..

Не хотим портить вам настроение спойлерами (хотя если вы еще не догадались, что будет дальше, вам необходимо срочно освежить свои познания о жанре романтической комедии), но это сцена, в которой энергичная адвокатша Ханна (Эмма Стоун) решает дать шанс Джейкобу (Гослинг). Здесь не столько соблазняют, сколько дают отставку; обмен предложениями и отказами выливается в нечто настолько стильное, настолько непринужденно, комически и безумно романтичное, нечаянно сексуальное и абсолютно глупое, что после этого фильм просто обречен. Ему уже не суждено подняться с колен. Эта сцена настолько выше всего, что было до нее, что не успевает она закончиться, как снова хочется вернуться к этим героям. По контрасту все предыдущее кажется каким-то вялым и тусклым.

Однако, к нашему восхищению, то, что происходит потом, нисколько не хуже. После первой половины, которая суетлива до небрежности, отношения между героями усложняются. Это по-прежнему романтическая комедия, умело и со вниманием к деталям выписанная Дэном Фогельманом, но в ней куда больше собственно романтики и любви. Создатели фильма после каждой большой комической сцены смело позволяют зрителю отдышаться.

В фильме заняты настолько искусные актеры, что о качестве исполнения ролей вообще не задумываешься. Каждый вздох и затуманившийся взгляд уместен и заслужен. В романтической комедии редко когда увидишь хоть одну настоящую историю любви. В большинстве из них герои всего лишь, бессмысленно болтая, следуют к завершающей сцене, где их уже ждет очередная пауэр-баллада. В этой ленте истинных романов три, если не четыре. Это один из самых восхитительных и остроумных фильмов года. Его стоит иметь в домашней фильмотеке.

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Crazy, Stupid, Love.

2011, Romance/Comedy, 1h 58m

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Унылый неудачник Кэл (Стив Карелл) разводится с женой, которая ему изменила, потому что завыла от тоски, и теперь каждый вечер ходит в бар пить водку с клюквенным соком. Его примечает холёный красавчик Джэйкоб (Райан Гослинг), который через пару вечеров подзывает неудачника к себе и говорит ему что-то вроде: «В тебе погибает классный мужик. Мы его спасём!».

Режиссеры, пожалуй, самого трогательного фильма об однополой любви «Я люблю тебя, Филипп Моррис» Гленн Фикарра, и Джон Рекуа на этот раз решили рассказать о любви традиционной, хоть и откровенно дурацкой, что и следует из названия. Схема, когда несколько параллельных любовных историй с участием людей разного пола и возраста со временем сплетаются в один сюжет, уже не раз была использована создателями романтических комедий, и сложно припомнить случай, когда бы эта схема не срабатывала. Однако, «Эта дурацкая любовь» совсем не похожа на «День Святого Валентина» или «Реальную любовь» с их клиповостью и зарисовочками. Здесь перед нами полновесная история, которая даже успевает немного наскучить прежде, чем распадется на отдельные ниточки. Плюс — драмы в этом фильме ничуть не меньше, чем комедии. Да, Финкарр и Рекуа умеют откровенно стебаться над романтикой, но как же весь этот стеб берет за душу.

Кол Уивер — отец семейства. Он женился «по залету» сразу после колледжа, и с тех пор живет лет пятнадцать в счастливом браке с красавицей-женой и двумя детишками. Ни с того ни с сего на него обрушивается известие — жена изменила ему с коллегой просто потому, что в браке ей стало скучно. Неискушенный жизнью Кол, уйдя из семьи, знакомится с пижоном и ловеласом Джейкобом, который научит его одеваться, пить и общаться с женщинами. Но Кол так и не может забыть бывшую жену, а у нее совсем не клеятся отношения с тем самым коллегой. Да еще и их тринадцатилетний сын влюбился в молоденькую няню, которая в свою очередь влюбилась в Кола. Клубок запутывается, все влюбляются, того и гляди, влюбится даже самый главный циник Джейкоб.

Стив Карелл, который исполнил роль бедолаги Кола, — настоящая находка для режиссеров. Из самого смешного и нелепого персонажа Карелл выжимает столько эмоций, сколько, вероятно, и самим режиссерам не снилось. Достаточно вспомнить его роль в сериале «Офис» – никто, это я вам гарантирую, не сможет остаться равнодушным к его Майклу Скотту. С такими внешностью и актерскими данными ему сама судьба велит играть трогательных смешных неудачников. «Ужин с придурками», «Сорокалетний девственник», « Маленькая мисс Счастье » – это всего несколько примеров, где его забавные недоумки тянут на себе львиную долю фильма. Так и в «Этой дурацкой любви», где на персонаже Карелла завязан фактически весь сюжет, постоянно хочется то плакать, то смеяться. Режиссерам хочется сказать спасибо за проработку образа Кола: одна из первых сцен, когда жена в автомобиле по пути из ресторана сообщает ему об измене, а он не может больше выносить тяжесть ситуации, открывает дверцу, прыгает и катится по дороге (очень медленно, так как скорость авто была минимальной) — сразу настраивает не просто на очередную историю о придурке, но на тонкий и серьезный рассказ.

Жену главного героя сыграла Джулианна Мур, а новоявленного друга Джейкоба — бывший член Клуба Микки Мауса Райан Гослинг, известный нам по фильмам «Дневник памяти» и «Голубой Валентин». Роль мачо далась ему легко, к тому же он постоянно сыплет довольно забавными шуточками. Например, увидев Кола в поношенных джинсах и белых кроссовках, стиляга Джейкоб в ужасе восклицает: «Ты что, Стив Джобс? Ты миллионер и владелец «Эппл»? Нет? Тогда ты не имеешь права носить такие кроссовки!» Вообще, юмор в фильме на должном уровне. «Эта дурацкая любовь» может иногда заставить вас зевать, но морщиться от идиотской шутки — вряд ли. Приятно, что в ленте нет перебора с сопливо-сентиментальными сценами — разве что финальная, но какой же финал мелодраматической комедии без розовых соплей?

Посмотреть фильм будет интересно (и полезно) представителям практически всех возрастов. Здесь есть и история про рушащийся брак, и влюбленность молодой девушки во взрослого мужчину, и подросток, вздыхающий по старшекласснице, и отношения родителей и детей, которым уделено достаточно внимания. За любовь надо бороться, а советы, которые даешь детям, необходимо подкреплять собственным примером — вот, пожалуй, два основных посыла «Этой дурацкой любви», и они отнюдь не дурацкие.

Вердикт: неплохая комедия-мелодрама. В первой половине будет слегка скучновато, но к финалу авторы полностью реабилитируются.

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Перевод песни Crazy stupid love (R5)

Crazy stupid love

Безумная дурацкая любовь

Wherever we go, yeah
It’s crazy, stupid love

I never cared bout my stupid hair
Before you came into my life, babe
I would have never seen that my eyes were green
Till I laid them right on you, babe

Won’t you come and stay a while?
Electrified, you blow my mind
In every single way

Oh.
Wherever we go, yeah
It’s crazy, stupid love
I’m losing all control
Oh oh
Whatever it takes, baby
It’s crazy, stupid love
I’m feeling through your bones
Oh oh

Got that
Crazy (crazy)
Stupid (stupid)
Love (love)

People say that chicks will make
You do a crazy thing or two
But I don’t care what people say
Cuz you, ha, you!

Make me feel like I can fly
Electrified, you blow my mind
In every single way

Oh.
Wherever we go, yeah
It’s crazy, stupid love
I’m losing all control
Oh oh
Whatever it takes, baby
It’s crazy, stupid love
I’m feeling through your bones
Oh oh

Got that
Crazy (crazy)
Stupid (stupid)
Love (love)

I’ve seen the way you’ve been shining lately
Put your hands and let’s party, baby
You just hear the truth, it makes me
Say woah

Oh.
Wherever we go, yeah
It’s crazy, stupid love
I’m losing all control
Oh oh
Whatever it takes, baby
It’s crazy, stupid love
I’m feeling through your bones
Oh oh

Got that
Crazy (crazy)
Stupid (stupid)
Love (love)

Crazy (crazy)
Stupid (stupid)
Love (love)

Куда бы мы не пошли, да,
Эта безумная любовь везде.

Мне не было дела до моих дурацких волос
До тех пор, пока ты не появилась в моей жизни, детка.
Я бы никогда не заметил, что мои глаза зелёные,
Если бы не положил глаз на тебя.

Не хочешь приехать и остаться ненадолго?
Потому что ты завладела моим разумом
Во всех возможных смыслах

Ооо.
Куда бы мы не пошли,
Эта безумная любовь повсюду,
Я совершенно потерял контроль над собой
Ооо, ооо,
Всё, что угодно, для тебя, малыш,
Потому что я безумно в тебя влюблён,
Я чувствую это каждой клеточкой,
Ооо, ооо.

Я подцепил эту
Безумную (безумную)
Глупую (глупую)
Любовь (любовь)

Люди говорят, что эта девчонка заставит меня
Совершить несколько сумасшедших поступков,
Но мне наплевать на то, что люди говорят,
Потому что ты

Помогла мне поверить в то, что я могу летать,
Потому что ты завладела моим разумом
Во всех возможных смыслах

Ооо.
Куда бы мы не пошли,
Эта безумная любовь повсюду,
Я совершенно потерял контроль над собой
Ооо, ооо,
Всё, что угодно, для тебя, малыш
Потому что я безумно в тебя влюблён
Я чувствую это каждой клеточкой
Ооо Ооо

Я подцепил эту
Безумную (безумную)
Глупую (глупую)
Любовь (любовь)

Я видел, как ты можешь сиять,
Так обними же меня и давай зажжём, малыш!
Ты действительно слышишь это, ты заставляешь меня
Сказать «Вау»

Ооо.
Куда бы мы не пошли
Эта безумная любовь повсюду
Я совершенно потерял контроль над собой
Ооо Ооо
Всё, что угодно, для тебя, малыш
Потому что я безумно в тебя влюблён
Я чувствую это каждой клеточкой
Ооо Ооо

Я подцепил эту
Безумную (безумную)
Глупую (глупую)
Любовь (любовь)

Куда бы мы не пошли

Безумная (безумная)
Дурацкая (дурацкая)
Любовь (любовь)

Куда бы мы не пошли

Безумная (безумная)
Дурацкая (дурацкая)
Любовь (любовь)

Куда бы мы не пошли

Безумная(безумная)
Дурацкая (дурацкая)
Любовь (любовь)

Куда бы мы не пошли

Безумная (безумная)
Дурацкая (дурацкая)
Любовь (любовь)

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Summary: At fortysomething, straight-laced Cal Weaver is living the dream—good job, nice house, great kids and marriage to his high school sweetheart. But when Cal learns that his wife, Emily, has cheated on him and wants a divorce, his «perfect» life quickly unravels. Worse, in today’s single world, Cal, who hasn’t dated in decades, stands out as At fortysomething, straight-laced Cal Weaver is living the dream—good job, nice house, great kids and marriage to his high school sweetheart. But when Cal learns that his wife, Emily, has cheated on him and wants a divorce, his «perfect» life quickly unravels. Worse, in today’s single world, Cal, who hasn’t dated in decades, stands out as the epitome of un-smooth. Now spending his free evenings sulking alone at a local bar, the hapless Cal is taken on as wingman and protege to handsome, thirty-something player Jacob Palmer. In an effort to help Cal get over his wife and start living his life, Jacob opens Cal’s eyes to the many options before him: flirty women, manly drinks and a sense of style that can’t be found at Supercuts or The Gap. Cal and Emily aren’t the only ones looking for love in what might be all the wrong places: Cal’s 13-year-old son, Robbie, is crazy about his 17-year-old babysitter, Jessica, who harbors a crush on Cal. And despite Cal’s makeover and his many new conquests, the one thing that can’t be made over is his heart, which seems to keep leading him back to where he began. [Warner Bros. Pictures]

I have nothing personal against Rom-coms, it’s just that sometimes a film really surprises you in a good way or it falls flat on its face. Crazy, Stupid, Love fortunately belongs in the former category. If there was anything that lets Crazy, Stupid, Love down, it was that the film stumbles a I have nothing personal against Rom-coms, it’s just that sometimes a film really surprises you in a good way or it falls flat on its face. Crazy, Stupid, Love fortunately belongs in the former category. If there was anything that lets Crazy, Stupid, Love down, it was that the film stumbles a little in the final act.

Everything else however works, and the result is a surprising and hugely enjoyable Rom-com. The filming is never cheap and often stylish and pretty and the scenery is very striking. The soundtrack also compliments the film very well, as does the direction. The story is very clever too with seldom a dull part, only the final act has signs of inconsistency.

For me, what lifts a Rom-com especially is the cast, the chemistry and the quality of the script. Luckily, Crazy, Stupid, Love succeeds in all three of those areas. The script is funny in a witty, droll and infectious sense, with plenty of moments to warm your heart and touch you too. The chemistry of the actors is also there and very believably done.

Steve Carrell is brilliant here, while I do consider him talented with good material, I don’t think he has been this good in a while. Ryan Gosling exudes charisma in his role, Julianne Moore and Emma Stone are very charming and Marisa Tomei while perhaps over-the-top is memorable.

In conclusion, very surprising and really well done. 9/10 Bethany Cox … Expand

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Crazy, Stupid, Love

Мировая — 28 июля 2011 года

Жеребец Гослинг учит плохому лоха за сорок (Стив Карелл), от которого ушла жена (Джулианна Мур). Но, как принято в ромкомах, герои в итоге перевлюбляются всерьез.

На примере главного героя можно уяснить, что нет смысла ныть и пускать свою жизнь под откос, когда вокруг столько всего прекрасного и интересного и есть люди, которые тебя любят и которых ты отталкиваешь только из-за гордыни, раздутого эго, старых.

Тут просится слово «наконец-то». Наконец-то Голливуд произвел на свет массовую мелодраму со смыслом и адекватными любой тонкой душевной организации шутками, правил похода на которую мы писать не будем — потому что их просто нет.

Все вообразимые превратности, которыми может разукрасить жизнь сердечная привязанность, и масса мудрой романтики в не совсем комедии «Эта — дурацкая — любовь». Если в первых же кадрах фильма в ресторане жена в ответ на вопрос мужа «Что ты выберешь?».

Следуя давно выведенной формуле (от дюжины шагов на пути к перерождению до кульминационного выступления с трибуны), Фикарра, Рекуа, Фогельман и их актеры делают именно то, чего ждут от гуманитариев в технической дисциплине. Не путая плюс с минусом и.

Неплохая комедия-мелодрама. в первой половине будет слегка скучновато, но к финалу авторы полностью реабилитируются.

Обворожительный дамский угодник Райан Гослинг учит безнадежного семьянина Стива Карелла премудростям соблазнения.

До сих пор я не видел ни одного хорошего фильма о любви. В этом жанре создатели часто уходят в восхваление моногамии; либо ограничиваются тем, что рассказывают историю о несложившихся отношениях, именуя их «трагической любовью»; либо выдумывают.

Может быть, этого делать и не стоило, развязка фильма после этого явно затягивается, комедию сильно качает в сторону мелодрамы, и оправдывается это видимо тем, что главному герою все никак не представится случая произнести обязательный в таких.

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Данный перевод песни на русском языке является художественным, т.е. перевод недословный. Чтобы узнать дословный перевод песни, можете наводить мышкой на английские слова.

Crazy stupid love

Wherever we go, yeah
It’s crazy, stupid love

I never cared bout my stupid hair
Before you came into my life, babe
I would have never seen that my eyes were green
Till I laid them right on you, babe

Won’t you come and stay a while?
Electrified, you blow my mind
In every single way

Oh.
Wherever we go, yeah
It’s crazy, stupid love
I’m losing all control
Oh oh
Whatever it takes, baby
It’s crazy, stupid love
I’m feeling through your bones
Oh oh

Got that
Crazy (crazy)
Stupid (stupid)
Love (love)

People say that chicks will make
You do a crazy thing or two
But I don’t care what people say
Cuz you, ha, you!

Make me feel like I can fly
Electrified, you blow my mind
In every single way

Oh.
Wherever we go, yeah
It’s crazy, stupid love
I’m losing all control
Oh oh
Whatever it takes, baby
It’s crazy, stupid love
I’m feeling through your bones
Oh oh

Got that
Crazy (crazy)
Stupid (stupid)
Love (love)

I’ve seen the way you’ve been shining lately
Put your hands and let’s party, baby
You just hear the truth, it makes me
Say woah

Oh.
Wherever we go, yeah
It’s crazy, stupid love
I’m losing all control
Oh oh
Whatever it takes, baby
It’s crazy, stupid love
I’m feeling through your bones
Oh oh

Got that
Crazy (crazy)
Stupid (stupid)
Love (love)

Crazy (crazy)
Stupid (stupid)
Love (love)

Безумная дурацкая любовь

Куда бы мы не пошли, да,
Эта безумная любовь везде.

Не хочешь приехать и остаться ненадолго?
Потому что ты завладела моим разумом
Во всех возможных смыслах

Я подцепил эту
Безумную (безумную)
Глупую (глупую)
Любовь (любовь)

Помогла мне поверить в то, что я могу летать,
Потому что ты завладела моим разумом
Во всех возможных смыслах

Я подцепил эту
Безумную (безумную)
Глупую (глупую)
Любовь (любовь)

Куда бы мы не пошли

Безумная (безумная)
Дурацкая (дурацкая)
Любовь (любовь)

Куда бы мы не пошли

Безумная (безумная)
Дурацкая (дурацкая)
Любовь (любовь)

Куда бы мы не пошли

Безумная(безумная)
Дурацкая (дурацкая)
Любовь (любовь)

Куда бы мы не пошли

Безумная (безумная)
Дурацкая (дурацкая)
Любовь (любовь)

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Crazy, Stupid, Love

Любовь нас пинает ногами повыше,

Туда, где антенны втыкаются в крыши.

И где облака на всё смотрят с любовью

И, греясь на Солнце, нам пишут:

Александр Васильев / “Сплин”.

В русском прокате этот фильм назывался “Эта дурацкая любовь”. Английское название лучше. Точнее. “Crazy, Stupid, Love”

Фильм, в общем-то, о любви. О том, какая она бывает, о том, что она делает с людьми. И еще о том, что люди делают с ней.

В фильме несколько сюжетных линий и они мастерски сплетены, а также мастерски сыграны. Потому, что любовь бывает разной. И это очень здорово.

А теперь — спойлер. Но не бойтесь. Он не помешает смотреть. Фильм сумет вас удивить, несмотря на него.

Итак. Персонаж Стива Карелла, Кэл Уивер, прекрасный семьянин, у него трое замечательных детей и любимая жена. Замечательная работа. И все это летит в трубу, когда жена признается ему, что спит с коллегой по работе. Наш герой бросает дом и жену, и пропивает свои вечера в баре, где плачется на жестокую судьбу всем, кто проявляет желание его слушать. А таких нет: кому нужны нудные депрессивные и неухоженные мужики? Но волей случая Кэл, знакомится с плейбоем, который младше его лет на десять. А в этой роли — Райан Гослинг и она, словно сшита по его мерке.

Плейбой берет шефство над впавшим в депрессию сорокалетним ребенком и … опа … праздник тестостерона, карнавал в Рио и “Плейбой” в одном отдельно взятом мужике сливаются воедино. Все плотины сорваны, запоры сняты, двери выбиты … нет, не ногой, а сами догадайтесь чем. Но есть одна загвоздка. Наш герой все еще любит свою жену. И в какой-то момент понимает, что хочет ее вернуть. Что ему не нужны все женщины, не нужна любая, а нужна только одна. Конкретная. Та, что у него дома. В бывшем доме.

И он отправляется в свою Одиссею. Домой. Несмотря на то, что было, вернее, благодаря тому, что было, домой вернется уже немного другой человек. Более раскрепощенный. Более мудрый. Внимательный. И не скучный. Человек с широко раскрытыми на мир глазами. Помните, у Олди, Одиссей сказал: “вернусь не я”. Так и здесь. Дважды в ту же реку войти невозможно. Но можно войти в нее другим человеком, не таким, каким вышел. И это уже настоящая сказка. О спящей красавице наоборот. Даже о спящем красавце. Который просыпается от сорокалетнего сна. И обнаруживает, что можно было иначе. Что он проспал полжизни, потратил на всякую хрень. Но находит в себе силы не сожалеть о прошлом, а двигаться вперед с полным осознанием той силы, что получил.

С этой силой приходит не только умение прощать, но и свобода делать этот выбор. И понимание, что он возвращается домой из любви, а не из жалости и уж тем более не потому, что примиряется с изменой жены. А потому, что хочет.

И все начинает крутиться с бешеной скоростью. Все ружья, развешанные по фильму тут и там стреляют залпами, все спирали замыкаются в круги, все возможные хэппи-энды случаются к радости зрителей, даже те, о которых мы и не подозревали по ходу фильма.

Любовь, бешеная, сумасшедшая, глупая, да просто е..нутая, не знающая границ, рвется сквозь фильм наружу, сметая все на своем пути. И это волнующе, это здорово, это трогательно и смешно одновременно. Как ни странно это прозвучит, но фильм дает надежду на то, что даже в наше дикое время всеобщей доступности всего, что бы то ни было, во время рационализма и четко поставленных целей, есть еще место для сентиментальности, для любви, для нерациональных, глупых, нет, безумных поступков, есть место для чуда, которое, будьте уверены, пробьет себе дорогу через любые преграды. Главное — поверить в себя. И в то, что чудеса случаются.

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Песня получила в целом положительные отзывы музыкальных критиков, которые высоко оценили ее инструментарий, броскость песни и внешний вид Tempah. 27 июля 2014 года сингл вошел в топ Таблица одиночных игр Великобритании, а также возглавили чарты Ирландии. В Великобритании она стала третьей британской женщиной в истории чартов, достигшей квартета лидеров. В сопутствующем музыкальном видео Коул исполняет трек в подпольном клубе, а Тини Темпа также играет камео. Далее она продвинула трек серией живых выступлений, в том числе У Британцев есть талант и Летний бал Capital FM а также быть гостем на Шоу Грэма Нортона.

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После выхода третьего студийного альбома Коула, Миллион огней В июне 2012 года, отправляясь в свой дебютный сольный тур хедлайнером, Коул подтвердила, что Девушки вслух Воссоединение произойдет в ноябре 2012 года. [6] [7] Группа выпустила свой второй сборник лучших хитов, Десять 26 ноября 2012 г. и приступили к Десять: тур по хитам в феврале и марте 2013 г. [8] В марте 2013 года, после завершения тура, Girls Aloud опубликовали заявление через свой официальный Twitter, подтверждающее, что они навсегда расстались. [9] [10]

Первоначально песня была записана австралийским певцом. Кайли Миноуг для ее двенадцатого студийного альбома Поцелуй меня однажды (2014). Она работала с Уилкинсом над треком и хотела, чтобы его использовали в альбоме, но руководство Roc Nation не понравилось, потому что это было «слишком попсово». Позже Уилкинс дал трек Коулу для записи, который позже внес в композицию дополнительные материалы. [11] 27 мая 2014 г. в интервью Привет! Коул объявила, что ее четвертый студийный альбом будет выпущен в ноябре, ему будет предшествовать ведущий сингл «Crazy Stupid Love» с участием Тини Темпа. [12] [13] 29 мая было подтверждено, что Коул дебютирует с синглом 2 июня. BBC Radio 1, Capital FM и Целовать, премьера ролика состоится 9 июня. [14] На обложке сингла изображен Коул в «золотом боди, а волосы развевались вокруг ее лица», как отмечает метро ‘s Ханна Гейл. [15]

Сочинение

«Crazy Stupid Love» написала и продюсировала Уэйн Уилкинс, который также был сопродюсером и соавтором дебютного сингла Коула «Бороться за эту любовь «, Хайди Рохас, Кейтлин Тарвер, Кевин Аняэджи, Коул и Тини Темпа. [16] В нем также есть рэп британского рэпера Тини Темпа. В поп и танцевальный R&B песня [2] построен на основе конструкции [17] с большим количеством саксофоны [2] и припев а-ля-ля-ля-ля. [1] В тексте песни Коул хвастается своими неконтролируемыми чувствами к своему парню с такими словами: «Ты заставляешь мой мозг останавливаться / опускать мое сердце к ногам». [18]

Критический прием

«Crazy Stupid Love» получил в целом положительные отзывы музыкальных критиков и поклонников. [19] Льюис Корнер Цифровой шпион присудила песне 3,5 звезды из 5 и прокомментировала: «Конечно, лирика полна сладких пустяков и клишированных чувств, но, хотя миссис Фернандес-Версини [Шерил], возможно, сейчас погружается в мягкое супружеское блаженство, она не принесла в жертву любое из этих звездных дерзостей, чтобы осуществить это ». [18] Мэгги Паннасьоне из Artist Direct очень хорошо отозвался о песне, назвав ее «сумасшедшей запоминающейся, с ее поп-нео-саксофоном, хлопками в ладоши, перкуссией и щелчками пальцев». [20]

График производительности

Было объявлено, что «Crazy Stupid Love» было продано 77 000 загрузок по данным за середину недели. Официальные графики компании. [24] 27 июля 2014 года сингл занял первое место в рейтинге Таблица одиночных игр Великобритании продано 118 000 копий, став четвертым синглом номер один в чарте, связав ее с Джери Холливелл и Рита Ора как третья британская женщина, получившая четыре сольных номера один, а также ставшая самым продаваемым синглом в период летних каникул и самым продаваемым синглом в третьем квартале года. [25] В Ирландии сингл также занял первое место в рейтинге Ирландский рейтинг синглов 25 июля 2014 года. «Crazy Stupid Love» дебютировала под номером 39 в Испании, став ее самой успешной песней в этом регионе с тех пор «Бороться за эту любовь » в 2010. [26]

Музыкальный клип на песню был снят в мае 2014 года в лондонском Underground Club режиссером Колин Тилли. Премьера состоялась 9 июня 2014 года. [5]

Живые выступления

Коул и Темпа впервые исполнили «Crazy Stupid Love» в финале восьмая серия из У Британцев есть талант 7 июня 2014 г. [27] Коул появился на Шоу Грэма Нортона 20 июня и исполнила эту песню в рамках своего сета на Летний бал Capital FM на следующий день, 21 июня 2014 г. [28]

Отслеживание

Кредиты и персонал

Кредиты взяты из Только человек вкладыши. [31]

Диаграммы

Еженедельные графики

7.4	Your Score
7.4

Диаграмма (2014)	Вершина горы позиция
Австралия (ARIA ) [32]	43
Бельгия (Ультратип Фландрия) [33]	47
Бельгия Городская (Ultratop Фландрия) [34]	38
Бельгия (Ультратип Валлония) [35]	12
Продажи цифровых песен в евро (Рекламный щит ) [36]	1
Франция (СНЭП ) [37]	172
Ирландия (ИРМА ) [38]	1
Шотландия (OCC ) [39]	1
Испания (PROMUSICAE ) [40]	39
Великобритания одиночные игры (OCC ) [41]	1

Графики на конец года

Сертификаты

данные о продажах и потоковой передаче основаны только на сертификации

Мелочи

В истории британских чартов синглов «Crazy Stupid Love» является рекордсменом по самому длинному названию песни без повторяющихся букв.

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Содержание

Сочинение

Критический прием

График производительности

Живые выступления

Отслеживание

Кредиты и персонал

Кредиты взяты из Только человек вкладыши. [31]

Диаграммы

Еженедельные графики

Область, край	Сертификация	Сертифицированные агрегаты /продажи
Объединенное Королевство (BPI ) [43]	Золото	400,000

Диаграмма (2014)	Вершина горы позиция
Австралия (ARIA ) [32]	43
Бельгия (Ультратип Фландрия) [33]	47
Бельгия Городская (Ultratop Фландрия) [34]	38
Бельгия (Ультратип Валлония) [35]	12
Продажи цифровых песен в евро (Рекламный щит ) [36]	1
Франция (СНЭП ) [37]	172
Ирландия (ИРМА ) [38]	1
Шотландия (OCC ) [39]	1
Испания (PROMUSICAE ) [40]	39
Великобритания одиночные игры (OCC ) [41]	1

Графики на конец года

Сертификаты

данные о продажах и потоковой передаче основаны только на сертификации

Мелочи

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Crazy, Stupid, Love Soundtrack [ 2011 ]

List of Songs

First song of the movie. Opens at the restaurant.

The Numbers Game (feat. Chuck Brown)

Jacob (Ryan Gosling) starts talking to Hannah (Emma Stone) in the bar and hits on her before they both leave.

Cal (Steve Carrell) drives the babysitter, Jessica home.

Plays at the bar after Cal drops Jessica the home. Cal tries to talk to a girl but she ignores him.

You Can Be the One

Cal is at the bar after moving his furniture out. He waits for his friend Bernie.

The Heart’s a Lonely Hunter

Theivery Corporation & David Byrne

Second song at the bar after Bernie leaves. Jacob (Ryan Gosling) calls Cal over from the bar as he watches him in Pity as Cal embarrasses himself. They talk for the first time.

Black Is the Color of My True Love’s Hair (Jaffa Mix)

Third song at the bar when Jacob tells Cal what is wrong with him and offers him his help.

Taverns (Jackpot Copy Paste Remix)

Cal comes out of the changing rooms and Cal asks the attendant if she would sleep with him.

Song in the bar after Cal’s transformation.

Montage as Jacob asks girls to get out of here and go home with him.

At the bar as Jacob tells Cal he’s ready to talk to a girl. Cal gets ready to go talk to Kate (Marissa Tomei).

The Poets of Rhythm

Cal takes Kate back to his apartment and they start making out.

After Robbie confesses his love for Jessica at school.

This Must Be the Place (Naive Melody)

Cal does the gardening in the middle of the night.

Hannah breaks up with her boyfriend and storms into the bar and makes out with Jacob.

Jacob puts this song on his record player back at his house while making a drink for Hannah.

(I’ve Had) The Time of My Life

Bill Medley and Jennifer Warnes

Jacob puts this song on to pull off his ‘big move’ by catching Hannah.

Emily and David are having dinner together.

Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh

Jessica gets ready in the mirror and takes sexy photos of herself, as Robbie rides his bike over.

Cal tries to make everything right with Emily. He plays this song in the backyard.

Revenge (feat. The Flaming Lips)

Montage after the backyard incident. Cal walks away from the situation.

Last song of the movie. Plays after the graduation. Cal gives Jacob his blessing. Robbie goes over to talk to Jessie and she kisses him on the cheek. Plays into end credits.

Second song during end credits.

Marilin Medina & Jason Ruder

Third song during end credits.

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What’s the song that plays while ryan goslings character and Emma stones character are talking in bed and falling in love?

i want to watch this movie

What’s the song that plays while Cal talks to Emily at night while he is in their backyard?

It’s called «Emily Calls» it was part of the score (not the OST) and written by Christophe Beck. It used to be available on his website but I don’t see it any more but I’ve put a copy I grabbed on Google Drive https://bit.ly/3edgf9h

Can anyone tell me the name of the song they play following the fight in the backyard? I thought maybe it was “pain”, but apparently it isn’t.

That’s the one I’m looking for!

Hey that ispart of the original score by Nick Urata of Devotchka

Hello, i’m searching a song from the movie » crazy stupid love», there is the soundtrack here with a lot of details i know, thx for this, but not that one, in fact it’s between the bamboos and the poets of rhythm, it’s when cal speaks with kate at the bar for the first time, thx for all if you find it.

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Crazy stupid love

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— Я люблю её даже, когда ненавижу. Только женатые могут это понять. (с)

Отличная комедийная мелодрама. Веселая, местами трогательная, но все же больше юмора, чем сюсюканья. Фильм о любви во всех ее стадиях.
Стив Карелл очень точно сыграл зашоренного, туповатого американского обывателя, который настолько надоел своей жене, что она изменяет ему. Мир вокруг него яркими красками цветёт, а он ноет, боится стать самим собой. Джулианна Мур хороша в свои годы и в фильме смотрится очень органично. Обаятельный, харизматичный и артистичный Райан Гослинг своим присутствием в кадре оживляет все действо. Талантливый и интересный актер. К тому же смотреть на него — одно удовольствие.

Собственно, если бы не Райан Гослинг, этот фильм я бы никогда не увидела. Не поклонница ромкомов, но, кажется, поклонница Гослинга. Но в этом фильме отличный актерский состав, понравились абсолютно все. Над предфинальной сценой, когда все карты враз открыты, смеялась.
Хорошие впечатления от кино, во многом благодаря тому что нет сюсюканья, а есть отличная ирония.

Подарила ему фотки своей vajayjay какая умница, удивительно как настолько низкоморальный фильм может нас чему то учить

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Область, край	Сертификация	Сертифицированные агрегаты /продажи
Объединенное Королевство (BPI ) [43]	Золото	400,000

Диаграмма (2014)	Вершина горы позиция
Австралия (ARIA ) [32]	43
Бельгия (Ультратип Фландрия) [33]	47
Бельгия Городская (Ultratop Фландрия) [34]	38
Бельгия (Ультратип Валлония) [35]	12
Продажи цифровых песен в евро (Рекламный щит ) [36]	1
Франция (СНЭП ) [37]	172
Ирландия (ИРМА ) [38]	1
Шотландия (OCC ) [39]	1
Испания (PROMUSICAE ) [40]	39
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Crazy, Stupid, Love / Эта Дурацкая Любовь (2011)

Пересмотрел уже раз шесть. Очень люблю показывать этот фильм друзьям, у которых название сразу вызывает отвращение. Ох, как я их понимаю. Терпеть не могу все эти предсказуемые романтические комедии. Однако, как же мне нравится наблюдать их счастливые глаза после просмотра и слушать «спасибо, что открыл это чудесное кино».

Черт, да я сам смотрю фильм далеко не первый раз и каждый смеюсь над всеми шутками, будто смотрю его впервые. До чего же крутых актеров завезли. Каких прекрасных и живых персонажей прописали. А юмор-то как прекрасен, да? Блин, даже сюжет пару раз предсказать было сложно, особенно тот-самый-момент (обойдемся без спойлеров, окей?). Создатели явно не ленились при написании сценария. Миллион моментов хочется отметить, тысячу фраз хочется процитировать просто для того, чтобы обсудить их с вами.

Не так много фильмов я искренне люблю, которые дарят кусочек счастья на момент просмотра, но вот «Crazy, Stupid, Love» именно из этого числа. Тут идеально все кроме прически сына главного героя, хотя даже на этот счет в финале над этим умудряются пошутить. Ну что за чудо писало сценарий?

Особенно тут богоподобен Гослинг. Фильм как раз вышел после «Драйва», когда на Райана внезапно обрушилась любовь всего мира и этим фильмом он ее удачно закрепил. Daaaamn, какие же костюмы носит этот Аполлон. Еще тут Аналей Типтон из «Топ Модели По-Американски», от которой у меня голова кружится и сердце чаще бьется; две самых ярких рыжули во вселенной — Джуллианка Мур (ДО ЧЕГО ЖЕ КРАСИВАЯ) и Эмма Стоун (ДО ЧЕГО ЖЕ КРАСИВАЯ). Даже Кевина Бейкона ненадолго завезли, наличие которого в фильмах всегда означает бонус к просмотру. Ну и, конечно, Стив Кэрелл.

Я готов часами называть плюсы этого прекрасной, смешной и чудесной картины, но парочку моментов все же отмечу. Все сцены с шопингом, сцена в раздевалке и сауне, момент с «Вы, Дэвид Линхаген» и последующее снятие кольца (СУКА, НУ ЧТО ЗА ИДЕАЛЬНЫЙ МУЖИК), сцена с массажным креслом, «отфотошопили», «она алкоголичка», «парень из бара… Джейкоб», все сцены с подругой-азиаткой («я тебя люблю»)… Черт, так текста не хватит… Наверное, отмечу отдельно — сцена, когда Стоун кусает Гослинга за плечо и он имитирует адскую боль — это золотой фонд любимых моментов на всю жизнь. В общем, кто смотрел — меня понимает.

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Эта дурацкая любовь (Crazy, Stupid, Love.) – цитаты из фильма

У Кола Уивера, пуританских взглядов семьянина в возрасте «чуть-чуть за сорок», не жизнь, а мечта — хорошая работа, прекрасный дом, замечательные дети и брак со школьной возлюбленной.

Но когда Кол узнает, что его жена Эмили изменила ему и хочет развода, его «идеальная» жизнь быстро рушится. Хуже того, говоря современным языком, Кол, который уже пару десятилетий не ходил на свидания, являет собой настоящего «лоха». И вот, проводя все свое свободное время в баре в дурном расположении духа, несчастный Кол становится протеже обаятельного («чуть-чуть за тридцать») Джейкоба Палмера. Пытаясь помочь Колу забыть жену и начать собственную жизнь, Джейкоб открывает ему глаза на многочисленные возможности, открывающиеся перед ним: кокетливые женщины, крепкие напитки и чувство стиля, которое нельзя найти в дешевой парикмахерской или магазине распродаж. Кол и Эмили — не единственные, кто ищут любовь, причем, возможно, совершенно не там, где нужно: тринадцатилетний Робби, сын Кола, сходит с ума по своей семнадцатилетней няне Джессике, а та скрывает свою влюбленность в его отца. И несмотря на новый облик и новые завоевания на любовном фронте, единственное, что Кол не может «переупрямить», — это собственное сердце, которое ведет его туда, с чего все когда-то начиналось.

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Область, край	Сертификация	Сертифицированные агрегаты /продажи
Объединенное Королевство (BPI ) [43]	Золото	400,000

Диаграмма (2014)	Вершина горы позиция
Австралия (ARIA ) [32]	43
Бельгия (Ультратип Фландрия) [33]	47
Бельгия Городская (Ultratop Фландрия) [34]	38
Бельгия (Ультратип Валлония) [35]	12
Продажи цифровых песен в евро (Рекламный щит ) [36]	1
Франция (СНЭП ) [37]	172
Ирландия (ИРМА ) [38]	1
Шотландия (OCC ) [39]	1
Испания (PROMUSICAE ) [40]	39
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Cal (Steve Carell) and Emily (Julianne Moore) have the perfect life together living the American dream. until Emily asks for a divorce. Now Cal, Mr Husband, has to navigate the single scene with a little help from his professional bachelor friend Jacob Palmer (Ryan Gosling). Make that a lot of help.

Save room for my love

Save room for a moment to be with me

Save room for my love

Save a little for me

You were right,
I shouldn’t have eaten all that bread.

Want to split a dessert?

You okay? You seem a little off.

Yeah, I’m just trying to think about
what I want.

Why don’t we just say it at the
same time? One, two, three.

— I want a divorce.
— Crème brûlée.

— You can’t get away.
— Aah!

It’s okay, that’s my fault.

Come on, let’s get you to bed
before your parents get home.

No puppy eyes, you little maniac.

Go brush your teeth.

Aren’t you gonna say anything?

Almost 25 years of marriage
and you have nothing to say?

Hey, Robbie, have you seen
Molly’s homework?

Okay, Robbie, I’m really sorry,
and I didn’t see anything.

You’re not talking, and you know
that only makes me talk more.

But maybe that’s good, you know?
Because maybe I’ll just say it.

Maybe. Maybe I’ll just tell you
I slept with someone.

David Lindhagen. From work.

— You met him at the Christmas party.
— Please stop.

The last person in the world
I’d wanna hurt is you.

If you keep talking, I’m gonna get out.

I think the fact that I did it,
it just shows how broken we are.

— Okay.
— How much we really. Cal.

I’ll leave tonight. I’ll sign whatever you
want. Just please stop talking about it.

I’m sorry you had to see that.

No, you know, I should have knocked.

Just for the record,
I think about you while I do it.

— Robbie.
— I have this picture of you.

and I look at it the whole time.
— Stop it.

I love you, Jessica.

I am actually begging you to stop it.

And I know you’re 17,
and I know I just turned 13.

which is the same age
as your little brother.

But soon our age difference
won’t even matter.

Which is good, because I’m pretty sure
you’re my soul mate.

— Listen, Robbie.
— We’re home.

Hey, Mr. And Mrs. Weaver, how was.

Oh, my God. Uh, what happened?

Mrs. Weaver said she wanted a divorce,
and I jumped out of the car.

— Kids good? Everybody good?
— Dad?

— Oh.
— Oh. Hey, I didn’t see you standing there.

— You’re getting a divorce?
— Well, yes.

Uh, so, Jess,
did Molly get through dinner okay?

— You jumped out of a moving car?
— I jumped out of a moving car.

— Did she fight you on broccoli?
— No, she didn’t.

She always fights me.

— Sorry you had to find out this way.
— Sorry you jumped out of a car.

— I’m sorry if she fought you.
— It’s okay.

I don’t have any money.

Uh, sweetheart? Let’s go to bed, okay?

Listen, why don’t you grab your coat?
I’ll drive you home. All right.

I don’t care. I love him. I really do.

And, given the opportunity.

Yes, I would have his babies.

Seriously? Conan O’Brien?
You would do Conan O’Brien?

Ew. Friend to friend, ew.

I don’t know. Your life is so PG-13.

— My life is not PG-13.
— Oh, it so is.

— No, it’s not.
— Yes, it is.

You’ve never left L.A. You pass the bar,
you’re gonna be what, a patent lawyer?

Probably married to that human Valium,
Richard. I just.

Listen, I worry about you, is all.

and you’ve resorted to fantasizing
about Conan «Ginger Junk» O’Brien.

— He’s funny.
— He looks like a carrot, honey.

Who looks like a carrot?

Hi. Who looks like a carrot?

My friend Hannah here
thinks he’s sexy.

That’s weird, I think that your friend
Hannah is sexy.

Oh, my God. You did not just say that.

— What are you, a lawyer?
— Yeah. A little bit.

— You are? Is she?
— Gonna be.

Don’t you think you’re a little old
to use cheesy pickup lines?

— Objection. Leading the witness.
— Ha, ha.

You’re wearing that
like you’re doing it a favor.

— Oh, God.
— That’s a line.

Me sitting there for the past two hours not
being able to take my eyes off you is fact.

I mean, there’s lots of beautiful women
in this bar. Your friend included. Hi.

But I can’t take my eyes off of you.
That’s a fact, it’s not a line.

I find you very attractive.

Do you find me attractive?

— Tsk. You do. She does.
— Yes, she does.

— Hannah, can I buy you a drink?
— No.

— You say no a lot, don’t you?
— No.

Oh, boy. Permission
to approach the bench?

Just, come on, let me deliver
my closing argument.

— Hannah, we live in a
physical world, right? Uh-huh.

— And you’re going to age, right?
— Mm-hm.

I guarantee you this:

You’re never gonna regret going home with
that guy from the bar that one time.

that was a total tomcat in the sack.

But I can’t guarantee
that you won’t not regret it.

— That was a double negative.
— You’re a double negative.

Okay. Hannah, can I buy you a drink?

Okay. You know what?
It’s time to go home.

That’s forward of you, but okay.
I’ll do it.

So should I get my car or yours?
Should I pull the car around?

You been drinking? I’ll drive.

— I’ll have to call Nanna.
— Huh?

Good for you. That’s great.
I know your dad’s really proud.

— Are you sure you’re okay?
— David Lindhagen, God.

I’m sorry. Sorry about that.

You’re the nicest dad that I babysit.

— That’s very nice.
— And, um.

I like Ms. Weaver,
I like her a lot. Okay?

But if she wants to divorce you.

then I think she’s batshit crazy.

I hope this doesn’t make you
uncomfortable.

— I’ve developed, like, a little crush.
— Could you do me a favor?

Would you not mention to your parents
that Mrs. Weaver and I are, you know.

It’s something we wanna tell them
on our own, okay?

Thank you, I appreciate that.

Another vodka cranberry?

— Another vodka cranberry?
— Oh, yeah. Yes, thanks.

I’ve been by this place
a million times, never come in.

It’s nice, lot of pretty girls.

— Hey, guess what.
— What?

My wife is having intercourse
with someone who is not me.

Um, I’m sorry to hear that.

Oh. Thank you. That is very nice
of you to say. Very, very nice.

She just told me. I just found
out, so I’m a little raw. It’s.

Ah, okay. Well, you’re not listening.

You wouldn’t ignore me
if I were David Lindhagen.

My wife doesn’t ignore David Lindhagen.

They make this, like, gurgling sound,
it’s like:

Oh, I just, uh. I got the report
on the end-of-year financials.

— Good. Good, good. Really great.
— Oh, good.

You killed this quarter.

— Cal, seriously.
— All right.

Who told you
that Emily and I are getting divorced?

— You’re getting a divorce?
— Yeah.

Amy heard you crying in the bathroom.
We all thought it was cancer.

— Oh.
— Thank God, man. Ha-ha-ha.

Yeah, just my relationship.

— I’m so lucky.
— You are.

— I have to go pick out furniture now.
— Okay, okay. You go for it.

It could have been cancer, buddy.

Hey, everyone, it’s just a divorce.

Cal? I just wanted to say.

Can I back that thing
out of the driveway for you?

— Oh, no. I’ll be fine.
— You have trouble in reverse, is all.

When I get settled, the kids can come
and take a look at my new place.

I think I’m having a midlife crisis,
maybe.

Can women have midlife crises?

In the movies it’s always men having them
and buying ridiculous yellow Porsches.

but, you know, I’m not a man.

Be sure to fertilize all this.

We got married so young, Cal.
And now I’m 44.

And it’s so much older
than I thought I’d be.

There’s a turnoff valve
for the sprinklers over there.

Last week, when I told you
that I had to work late.

I went to see the new Twilight movie
by myself.

I don’t know why I did that.

And it was so bad, Cal.

It keeps raining, you might
wanna turn off the automatic setting.

And we haven’t been us.
Not for a long time.

And I don’t know when you and I
stopped being us.

Maybe it’s when
you screwed David Lindhagen.

Nobody wants to be alone

The heart beats happy
when it has a place

And if it doesn’t have a home

It can come into my space

So you can be the one I love

I can be the one you long for

You can be the one I want

Sorry I’m late,
I had to pick something up at Macy’s.

— Oh. Don’t even worry about it.
— A chardonnay.

I’m just glad you’re here.

I don’t know. I don’t know what
happened. Tough couple of days.

You know
when you don’t see something coming.

Claire said I can’t be friends
with you anymore.

She said we had to choose
between you and Emily.

— Are you breaking up with me, Bernie?
— There’s a gift receipt in there also.

I can be the one you long for

You can be the one

You know a word
that is not used very often anymore?

David Lindhagen cuckolded me.
He made a cuckold out of me.

He slept with my wife.

And I didn’t know about it.

And that is the
definition of cuckoldom.

David Lindhagen took my wife
and slept with her.

Thought I did everything right.
Got married, had kids, the house.

What do I get for it? I get cuckolded.

David Lindhagen cuckolded me.
He made a cuckold out of me.

Welcome to my spaceship

It’s beautiful forever

Can you give me five minutes?

The heart’s a lonely hunter

— Cal Weaver.
— Let me buy you a drink, Cal.

— Thanks, I have a drink.
— Sit. I’d like to buy you a drink.

— My wife is having an affair with.
— David Lindhagen.

David Lindhagen. I know.

— How do I know that?
— I don’t know.

I’m a total stranger. How would I know
something so intimate?

— Lindhagen screwing with your wife too?
— No.

— Hmm.
— You wanna know why I know that?

It’s all that I’ve heard, Cal, for the
past two nights. It’s all anybody’s heard.

You’re going around and you’re badgering
people with this sad-sack loser sob story.

— I don’t understand why.
— I don’t need this crap.

— Cal, sit down.
— All right.

Look, I know that it sounds harsh,
but it’s true.

And you need to hear the truth. Okay?

Cal, would you take that straw
out of your mouth? Please.

That looks like
you’re sucking on a tiny schwantz.

Is that what you want?
Is that the message you wanna send?

— No one’s thinking that.
— Really?

— So permission to speak candidly, sir.
— Uh, think you’ve already gone there.

You’re sitting there
with a Supercuts haircut.

getting drunk on watered-down vodka
cranberries like a 14-year-old girl.

and you’re wearing a 44 when you
should be wearing a 42 regular.

Honestly, I don’t know if I should
help you or euthanize you.

Cal, you got a kind face.

You got a good head of hair.
You seem like a nice guy.

I wanna help you. I’m gonna help you
rediscover your manhood.

Do you have any idea,
like, where you lost it?

— A strong case could be made for 1984.
— Well.

We’re gonna find it.

We are. I promise you.

And I promise you this too, Cal:

this wife of yours.

she’s gonna rue the day
she ever decided to give up on you.

Why are you doing this?

Maybe you remind me of someone.

Hey, fancy face, you wanna go?

Century City Mall, food court,
3:00, Thursday.

Good night, fancy face.

She will rue the day.

Set you guys up with some snacks
over here. TV’s already on.

Can I tell you something?

— Well, if you must know.
— Ding-dong.

— Oh, hey, Jess. Thanks for coming by.
— Hey. Yeah.

What is she doing here?

Guys, I have to step out for a couple
of minutes. Okay? All right? Okay.

Mom wants you to stay
while she’s out hooking.

Oh. Um, the place is nice, Mr. Weaver.

Thanks.
That’s a very generous adjective.

— Honey.
— I don’t need a babysitter.

She’s only four years older.
You need to know that.

— She needs to know that.
— I know, I know, I know.

Man, are you growing up.

Look at him. It’s unbelievable.
He’s in love already.

Molly. Say bye to Daddy.

— Wait, where are you going?
— I’m taking a class.

— That is great, Mr. Weaver.
— Thank you.

This is a difficult time for you, right?
And it’s important to try new things.

Even things that you haven’t
considered trying before.

Mm-hm. Yup. Molly, I’m going.

Okay. That’s my princess. Bye. Thanks.

— But wait. Dad.
— Bye, guys. See you in a bit.

— I love you so, so much.
— Jeez, Robbie.

I love you so much. Please?

What the hell am I doing?

Everybody. Uh, if I could.

Thank you. A little toast.

I would like to thank you all for coming
to Hannah Banana’s goodbye party.

— Hannah Banana.
— Ha, ha.

You go into your cave
and you study your butt off.

Because if you do, I just know that
you are gonna kick that bar’s butt.

out of here. You know?
— Yeah.

It reminds me of an old story
my law professor told me.

Oh, dear God. Cheers, everyone.

Listen, when my girl here passes.

I’m gonna have another
little celebration right here.

and I hope you can make it,
because it’s gonna be a special night.

— Did you hear that?
— Hear what?

— You heard that? «Special night»?
— Yeah. Yeah.

You think he’s gonna propose?

At the El Torito Grill?
God, I hope not.

Why, do you want him to?

I don’t know, he’s nice.

He’s a sweetheart. Look at him.

— He bcc’d you?
— Right, yeah.

All right. Hannah, look at you.
Look at you.

If you end up with that,
what am I gonna end up with?

— Shut up. Come on.
— That shit’s depressing.

All right. You know what? I have to
not big-sister you. It’s fine if.

No. No. Not my life. Not my life.
I’m going. Okay?

So call me if you need anything. Bye.

Thank you for coming.

— You’re late.
— Yeah. Sorry.

Let me ask a question.
How much you got for clothes?

— What happened to your feet?
— What do you mean?

— These are my 407s.
— Oh, they’re 407s.

— Can I see them?
— Yeah.

— These offer a lot of support.
— Right.

— What, are you in a fraternity?
— Are you insane?

You could have hit somebody.
What was that?

— I’m asking a question. You in a frat?
— No.

— Are you Steve Jobs?
— What?

Hold on a second. Are you the
billionaire owner of Apple Computers?

Okay. Well, in that case, you got no
right to wear New Balance sneakers ever.

One of the best parts
about being a guy your age.

Frankly, there aren’t many, so you
should really take full advantage of it.

— Is that you can rebuild your entire
wardrobe with like 16 items.

You see, the problem
is that your head has like.

Like the proportions
of a Styrofoam peanut.

The skin under your eyes is starting
to look like Hugh Hefner’s ball sac.

Where are your wallets?

— I’m set for jeans.
— You’re not set for jeans.

— These are fine.
— They’re not fine.

— You have a mom butt.
— Why don’t we just go to the Gap?

— You know what? They have a s.
— Okay.

What are you doing?

Cal, be better than the Gap.

Be better than the Gap.

I’m better than the Gap.

— Stop slapping me. Really.
— Okay.

He likes to slap me in the face.

— What are you doing later?
— Ha, ha. I don’t know.

— I know exactly what you’re doing.
— Oh, ha, ha.

— You ask her out like that?
— Yeah.

Feeling kind of stupid, but.

Feel like I’m going skiing.

— Would you sleep with him?
— Jesus. God.

What are you even saying?

You see what just happened, Cal?

Soon as you opened your mouth, Tiffany
started doubting whether she wanted to.

That’s the meanest thing
anyone’s ever said to me.

Your wife cheated on you because you
lost sight of who you are as a man.

as a husband, and probably as a lover.

You’re right, that’s meaner.

Let’s talk about how many women
you’ve been with.

— Sexually?
— Yeah, no. I mean break-dance fighting.

No. Not at one time.

Don’t say it. Don’t say it.

We met in high school, okay?

Oh, boy. You’re kidding me.

One woman? That’s great.

— Emily is beautiful.
— I guess.

She was gorgeous.
She was one of those women.

that could be wildly sexy and
unbelievably cute all at the same time.

We had a little blip senior year.

I literally stopped
listening at «Emily.»

I think we should start approaching
women tonight.

Are you ready to go?

— How are you?
— Good. How are you?

I’m great. I’m Jacob. What’s your name?

— Oh. Amy Johnson.
— Amy Johnson.

— I’m Jacob Palmer. How you doing?
— Uh, great.

— Sorry. Amy, can I buy you a drink?
— Uh-huh.

— I’d be happy to.
— If he gets handsy, let me know.

I wouldn’t touch you
if my life depended on it.

— Uh, what was your name?
— Cal Weaver.

— Cal Weaver.
— No relation to Dennis Weaver.

McCloud was a show in the ’70s
that.

You’re not talking about McCloud
again, are you?

Here we go, huh?
To all of our fallen homeys.

Well, I’m the fourth of five sisters.

— No. That’s boring.
— Oh.

Not for your sisters, but for my
purposes, it’s not gonna work.

— Okay.
— I have this friend.

And he thinks that you’re way too pretty
to be interesting and that’s hogwash.

— All right. You wanna get out of here?
— Uh, sure.

Am I boring you? I’m
totally boring you. I’m.

How are you doing this, like.

wildly sexy but unbelievably cute
thing that you’re doing?

— You wanna get out of here?
— Yeah.

So Molly, who’s 6 at the time,
can’t find Mr. Bobo.

We’re looking all over.

It’s in the kitchen. Mr. Bobo was
in the kitchen the whole time.

Wanna get out of here?

— Let’s get out of here.
— Yeah.

— Let’s get out of here.
— Okay.

— Let’s get out of here.
— Absolutely.

— Let’s get out of here.
— Okay.

— You have a second?
— Hey, David. No. Because I’m swamped.

— You’ve been avoiding me.
— No. I haven’t.

You ran in the other direction when you
saw me coming down the hall yesterday.

— You’re very fast, by the way.
— I ran track in high school.

Hey, listen, I’m sorry
about you and Cal.

— No, you’re not.
— No, I’m not.

Do you have any idea
how much I like you?

Hey, David, you know,
I really have a lot to do.

I had no intention of falling
for a married woman.

but all of a sudden we’re having
lunch and I’m this accountant.

who’s waking up every morning
excited to go to work.

And that just does not happen
for accountants. Ever.

I checked with other accountants.

David, you know what?
You’ve been a great friend.

You noticed last month when I got
my hair trimmed and that was huge.

But look, trust me. You know.

I am saving you from disaster, because
you’re asking to pre-board the Titanic.

Do you really want any part of this?

Do I really want any part of this?

— Emily? Your report’s ready.
— Okay.

Okay, people. Here it is.

The Scarlet Letter
by Nathaniel Hawthorne.

A romance set in Salem in the 1600s.
It is about sin.

Forced to wear the scarlet A
to punish her adulterous behavior.

Dimmesdale’s A is inflicted upon
himself in the form of a.

Are we interrupting?

You wanna talk about
The Scarlet Letter, Ms. Tafferty?

Well, the A they’re both wearing.

I think it stands for «asshole.»

Because they fell in love.

and love is for stupid assholes.

And this book is just about
a bunch of assholes.

who fell in love, like assholes.

then had to die, like assholes.

I’m sorry about all the «assholes.»

You know what else might work?
A swear jar.

You know, a quarter per curse word.

Yeah, we’ll definitely try that.

All right. Could help.

Hey, I have to go back to the office.
You’re gonna have to wait for me there.

They’re still making kids read
The Scarlet Letter, huh?

You’d think somebody would have
written something better by now.

I guess I should take that down, huh?

So how is he? You know.

I mean, I. Oh, no. I’m sorry.
Forget it. Just ignore me.

— Forget I ever.
— He’s out a lot.

Like «a lot» a lot,
or just like a little?

Well, that’s good. That’s really good.

— Wanna get takeout tonight, honey?
— I mean, he’s sad.

I can tell that he’s sad.
Even though he looks better.

I can still tell that he’s not happy,
you know?

Yeah. Well, you know. Yeah.

I guess I’m pretty sad too.

I heard you crying the other night.

Didn’t know what to do.

Oh, Robbie, baby, you’re 13,
you’re not supposed to know what to do.

I tried Googling it.

— You did not.
— Yep. I did.

— Well, what did you Google?
— I searched «Mom crying in bed.»

What did Google say?

Just a bunch of weird videos
of moms in bed.

Ugh. Oh, God. Okay.
All right, that’s enough. No more.

Do those parental controls work at all?

Because you’re a disgusting teenager,
that’s why.

— Bill wants to see you before you take off.
— Oh. Uh, David, this is my son, Robbie.

Robbie, this is David.

— Um, we work together.
— How you doing, buddy?

— You all right to wait a little bit?
— Yeah.

So, Robbie, I hear
you’re quite the soccer player.

So, David, I hear
you broke up my parents’ marriage.

— You are David Lindhagen, right?
— Lindhagen.

— Yeah. Here’s the thing, Lindhagen.
— Hagen.

In the end, she winds up
back with my dad.

He’s a better guy than you are
in every category.

And she still loves him.
He’s not gonna give up on my mom.

like I’m not gonna stop
sending Jessica messages.

that make her feel uncomfortable.

Hey. You ready to go, honey?

— Can we order Chinese for dinner tonight?
— Yeah. Sure, honey.

Hi, David. Get your stuff.

You’re not gonna be able
to feel your arms.

Look, let’s face it, Cal, all right?

The war between the sexes is over,
and we won, okay?

We won the second women started doing
pole dancing for exercise.

But even though we won,
they still deserve our respect.

Make them feel beautiful, listen to
their problems, open the door for them.

Would you put on some clothes, please?

— I’m sorry, is this bothering you?
— No, it’s not.

My schwantz is in your face. If it’s
not bothering you, we got a problem.

— Okay, it bothers me.
— I don’t care.

You gotta take control
of your manhood, pal. You know?

You want something, you take it.

You don’t like something, you say it.
I take what I want.

David Lindhagen certainly took
what he wanted, didn’t he?

And I can guarantee you this:

He is opening the car door
for your wife right now.

What, you passing out?

— I think you’re ready, pal.
— For what?

To talk to a pretty lady, and take
her home and show her your gift.

You’re ready as you’re ever gonna be.

You play your strengths, pal.
That’s all any of us can do.

I’m, you know, good in bed.

you know, stable and employed adult.

You see this lady over
here at 9 o’clock?

You want me to hit on her?

No, I wanna hit on her.
The one behind her.

— She’s a fox, right?
Mm-hm.

You think she came to a crowded bar to
have a quiet drink alone? She’s hunting.

She’s just looking for an opportunity to
settle for a responsible and stable adult.

And I’d like her to settle for you.

Oh. Well, thank you for the ego boost,
but you know what?

Just because I’ve watched you
pick up women.

doesn’t mean I know how
to pick up women.

— Ever see Karate Kid?
— What does that have to do with anything?

When he’s teaching him to wax
on and off but really to fight?

You want me to fight someone?

What’s the first thing I do when I
go up to a girl? I buy her a drink.

Yes, always. Without fail.
You buy her a drink.

Even if she doesn’t want one,
you insist.

— And do I talk about myself?
— Never.

Never about yourself, always her.

— Because bar banter?
— Is boring.

So you put the impetus on her.
She has to be the interesting one.

«Impress me. Impress me with
how interesting you are.»

It’s a big game. Game.
Creepy, creepy little game you play.

— That’s judgmental, isn’t it?
— Mm-hm.

At the end of the night
do I ask them to come home?

No, you tell them to come home.
They have no choice in the matter.

It is your choice and they are so
overjoyed to have had the opportunity.

to make sweet, sweet love to you.

You did, you Miyagi’d me.

Take your ring off. Let’s go.

Just no talking about your kids, your
job, David Lindhagen, don’t you dare.

Shut up, shut up. Just shut up.

— Who are you?
— Hey. I’m Kate.

— Kate, you mind if I introduce you to my.
— I’m Cal.

— I got this. Pleased to meet you.
— Hi.

And this is my friend Jacob.
He was just leaving.

So that’s one way to treat people.

So can I buy you a drink, Kate?

— Oh. No, thank you.
— I’m gonna buy you a drink anyway.

I’m five years sober.

— What can I get for you?
— Nothing. Nothing.

Go away, we’re good.
Please don’t come back ever.

— Ahem. So, what do you do, Cal?
— I don’t know. What do you do, Kate?

— I asked you first.
— I asked you second.

Seriously, what do you do?

Are you really not going to tell me
what you do?

— Uh, okay, I’m a teacher.
— Boring.

Come on, you gotta keep it interesting.
Interest me.

— I studied at Oxford for five years.
— Boring!

Wow. Teacher with an alcohol dependency
who studied at Oxford.

Blah, blah, blah. Bleh.

I think my friends just got here.

I’m sorry. I’m sorry,
I’m sorry, I’m sorry.

— Okay, I’m in corporate insurance.
— Oh, God.

I have children, plural.

My wife was cheating on me
with Lindhagen.

which I wasn’t supposed to tell you.
Nice to meet you.

— What were you supposed to tell me?
— I don’t know. I don’t know.

I was supposed to say that you are the
perfect combination of sexy and cute.

which is actually something
that I used to say to my wife.

But now it’s become corrupted.

And I have 18 layers of clothes on.

I’m wearing a shirt and a tie
and a sweater and a suede jacket.

that just seals in all the heat.

Seals in all the juices.

It’s all sweat under here.
This is just sweat from here down.

This sweater, this is called slim cut,
but it feels like a scuba suit.

And I’m looking at your breasts.
What’s that about?

You think I’m the perfect combination
of sexy and cute?

That’s what you picked up
from what I just said?

— So this is my crappy apartment.
— Oh. Ooh.

Dumpy. That I had to move into
after my wife left me.

I love how you’re being so honest.

— You like that?
— It’s so different. It’s so hot.

— Wanna hear something really hot?
— Mm-hm.

— Honest or not honest?
— That’s honest.

I’m a little worried you have AIDS.

Just a little. Just a little bit.

It’s okay, I’m not worried.

Oh, my God, this is so much fun.

What do you wanna do with me?

I wanna show you off to my ex-wife
and make her really jealous.

Wow, that is a great dress.
Where’d you get that?

Thank you. A store in Beverly Hills.

It was a gift from my grandmother.

— Really?
— It’s a Krugerrand.

It’s from South Africa.

And I told him never to assume
anything.

And I’ve been to Maine, so that’s a sixth
state. So I’ve been to six states.

— Oh, I love Maine.
— Oh, yeah, it’s beautiful.

— Have you been to Waterville?
— I have, yeah.

Wanna get out of here?

— You’re driving.
— I am.

I have never experienced that
in my life.

— Pretty great.
— Are most women like that these days?

— God bless technology.
— God bless it.

I went and met this girl the other night.
She was heckling me the whole time we.

I felt like I was doing it with the two
old guys from The Muppet Show.

— Ha-ha-ha. Statler and Waldorf.
— I was into it.

And she was like, «Look at this frown
on your face. What is that?

You’re so serious. What, it’s serious
to kiss me? It’s supposed to be fun.

Oh, my God, if it’s gonna be hard work,
why don’t you just stop?»

Hey. Hot guy from the bar
who hit on you is here.

Tsk. Liz, I’m studying.

You should be studying the ceiling
of his bedroom.

I am eating a caramel apple.

In what world, honey?
Please, turn around. No.

Come on, take a break.
It’ll be good for you to get out.

I mean have hot guy from the bar knock you
into his headboard until you see God.

What is wrong with you?

You should be studying the curve
of his.

That too much? Hello?

Look, I gave him the cologne
like you told me to.

and I don’t think we should really
just dance on his grave.

I just thought you’d wanna know
what I heard about your old pal Cal.

What about Mr. Weaver, Mom?

Um, just, apparently, Mr. Weaver
has become a real ladies’ man.

She should know. She babysits for him.

She’s almost an adult. Lots of young
women in and out of his apartment.

She’s too young for this.

I don’t like this S-E-X talk in front
of the K-I-D-S.

First of all, they can spell.
Second of all, I’m just saying.

I think we were right
in choosing Emily.

— Oh, um.
— Why are you following me?

Madison, I just had a question for you.

Okay, Jessica, what’s up?

It’s kind of on the personal side.

Seals. My lips are seals.

My question, and I don’t mean to be blunt or
insulting, but let’s just call it what it is.

You’re always sleeping
with older guys, right?

So my question for you, Madison,
is, um, how do you do that?

I mean, how do you get them to see you as
not just a kid in high school, you know?

But as someone that’s mature,
and old, and that’s.

Well, first off, I have a huge rack.

You don’t have a huge rack.

— Wait, how old is he?
— Old.

— Like parent-old.
— Nasty, Jessica.

Yeah, because
that’s what I was thinking, right?

— You are so dirty.
— Yes, I know.

Oh, okay. You gotta force his hand.

You know what I mean?

— Not following.
— A dirty picture.

— Oh. Oh.
— Make this face:

— Jeez, Madison. Stop.
— What?

You put that on his radar and he won’t see you
as a little girl anymore, that’s for sure.

— Hey, what’s going on?
— Hey. We don’t know.

Jessica Riley, you are my soul mate.

— The love of my life.
Ha-ha-ha.

I have marked myself with a scarlet J
for you, Jessica.

Get down from there.

— Nathaniel Hawthorne. Are you mad?
— I am your babysitter. You get down.

— What are you thinking?
— Like the scaffold?

Took me like four weeks to make it.
It has wheels.

This has got to stop, Robbie.

— You’ll learn to love me, I promise.
— No, I won’t.

— Because I’m four years younger?
— Because I love somebody else.

And I didn’t want my
parents to find out.

You know I’ll kill him if he hurts you.

Okay, Robbie, this has to stop.

I’ll see you around.

So you’re seeing Mom tomorrow
at my parent-teacher thing.

What’s with all the moping?

Uh, nothing. It’s just.

She’s my soul mate, you know?

She doesn’t even care.

But she’s your soul mate, right?

Well, you just don’t give up on her,
right?

Okay, it’s more complicated than that.

I’m a different guy now.

You’re not different.
You just have different clothes.

It’s not that simple, kiddo.

— What kind of crap is that?
— Watch it.

You love her or you don’t.
I know you do.

I’m serious, Dad. I just need some
inspiration right now. All right?

Wow, how old are you?

You look great, Cal.

Well, it turns out I’ve been buying the
wrong size suit for like 20 years, so.

Oh, well, whatever.
You, um. You look great.

Thanks. You always look great.

— So I spoke to Nanna yesterday.
— Yeah, me too. How’d she sound to you?

Um. Like Nanna. She worries about us.

What teacher is this?

Ms. Tafferty. She’s the one he pulled
the Scarlet Letter asshole routine on.

God, he’s such a weird kid.

— I kind of like him, though.
— Mm-hm.

Yeah, me too. Glad we switched
babies at the hospital.

Me too. That other one’s
in jail, probably.

So how’s it going with David?

That didn’t mean anything.

— I mean, you know, if.
— No. No, I know.

You seeing anybody?

Oh, you know. Well, you hear things,
you know, so.

I made an effort when we were younger,
didn’t I?

I mean, miniature golf and dancing.
You were such a great dancer.

I had to be.
You were such a good miniature golfer.

I just. I don’t know.
I guess I got lazy. I got.

I got boring, is what I got.

And I’m so mad at you.

I’m really mad at you for what you did.

But I’m mad at myself too.

Because I should not have jumped out of
that car. I should’ve fought for you.

Because you fight for your soul mates.

Least, that’s what my 13-year-old son
tells me.

He’s a really strange kid.

He scares the shit out of me.

— Cal, what are you doing here?
— Oh, you two know each other?

Yes. Yeah, right. We’ve
met before, yes.

— «We have met before»? Seriously?
Mm-hm.

So I’d like to introduce you
to my wife, Emily.

She’s your wife again. How convenient.

I’m sorry. I’m playing catch-up. How
do you two know each other, exactly?

Maybe your husband should tell you.

We. I think we met at last year’s
parent-teacher conference, wasn’t it?

Did I miss it? Did I miss the
parent-teacher conference thing last year?

Yeah. I don’t remember.

Why don’t we just, uh, focus on Robbie?

Yes, let’s do that. Let’s.

Let’s focus on Robbie.

As you know,
Robbie’s shining moment.

was when he set a school record for
cursing in an eighth-grade English class.

You’re familiar with this word,
Mrs. Weaver.

Yes, I am. And I’ve
spoken to Principal.

Asshole. As in someone who tells
a woman that he’ll call and never does.

Asshole. As in someone who uses honesty
to get a woman into bed with him.

but is actually full of shit
like the rest of them.

— This is not about Robbie.
— Mm-mm.

Asshole. As in someone who allows a
woman to go downtown for 45 minutes.

because he’s nervous.

— All right, all right, all right.
— Ew. Ew. Oh.

You know what? Know what? No.

— She’s an alcoholic.
— Aah!

— Oh, God. Okay.
— That’s. I’m sorry.

— I’m sorry. God.
— I gotta go.

— Aah!
— Oh, my God. Emily. God.

— Emily, Emily, wait.
— Leave me alone, Cal.

I’m sober five years, asshole!

Okay, yeah, I did. I did.

I slept with our son’s eighth-grade
English teacher.

And I cheated,
so I have no right to be angry.

Not the point. When we were
married you were the only woman.

that I had ever slept with.

and now I have had sex
with nine different women. God.

I wasn’t trying to show you.

I was trying to move on.

But I don’t want to.

You’ve always been the only one.

Tell her she’s the perfect combination
of sexy and cute, asshole.

You said that to her?

You, get over here. Come on.

Yeah, yeah, give it up.
Give it up for her.

I’m so proud of you, baby.

I had my doubts, of course.

Hannah, I did tell you that tonight would
be a special night if you passed the bar.

I would like to formally ask you.

in front of all our friends
and colleagues.

if you would like to become.

a permanent lawyer at the firm
of Watkins, Goldberg and Schmidt? Huh?

How about that? Ha, ha. To you.

— I ju. Um.
— What, what is it?

I thought that you were gonna propose
for some reason.

— What?
— Yeah. I know. I’m just.

It’s just, uh, I’m a little thrown.

I didn’t realize that you thought
that we were there.

Oh, no. God, no. Don’t be silly.
I just.

I need some time, I think.

to figure out how I feel about us,
you know?

You need some time?

You need some time to figure out
how you feel about us? Okay.

— Wow. Ha-ha-ha.
— Ha, ha. Wow.

This is actually really funny.
I’m just. Next level.

— Is this yours? Is this yours?
— Yes.

— There’s, like, no water in that.
— Yeah.

— Great.
— Mm. Aah, I hate gin.

Wow, you know what?
Thank you, Richard.

Honestly, thank you very much
for your job offer. I will consider it.

— Whoo! Ha, ha.
— Banana. Hannah.

— Do you wanna buy me a drink?
— Yes.

— It’s nicer that way. Right?
— You.

— You still find me attractive?
— Yes.

Still wanna take me home?

And I fell so hard

I really like this song.
This was a good choice. Yeah.

— Good song. You never hear this song.
— Mm-hm. Mm-mm.

That’s not my drink.

It’s not my favorite. Thank you.

— So is this how it normally works?
— What?

You put on the perfect song,
you make them a drink.

And then you sleep together.

Okay. Because I know I seemed confident
back at the bar.

but that was mostly just
because I was cold and wet.

and trying to be dramatic
a little bit.

— I am R-rated sexy.
— Mm-hm.

Okay, I know what happens in the PG-13
version of tonight, all right? I know.

It’s that I get really drunk
and then I pass out.

You cover me with a blanket,
kiss me on the cheek, nothing happens.

But that’s not why I’m here.

I am here to bang the hot guy
that hit on me at the bar.

— Are people still saying «bang»?
— I do.

We are gonna bang. Hmm?

— Take off your shirt.
— Why?

Please, will you take off your shirt? I
can’t stop thinking. I need to just.

— Okay, okay, okay.
— All right, okay, okay, okay.

Seriously? It’s like
you’re Photoshopped.

Aah. You have cold hands.

— Now you take off your dress.
— No.

— Yes.
— No. Not with that going on. No, thank you.

Is there dim lighting somewhere?
Oh, God.

Okay, so then what do we do?
What happens now? Like, logistically?

— What’s your move?
— What do you mean, what’s my move?

— What’s your move? Your big move?
— I got lots of moves.

— What’s your big move?
— I’m not telling.

— Tell me your move.
— You’re not ready for the big move.

— Yes, I am.
— You can’t handle the big move.

— Tell me your big move.
— I work Dirty Dancing into the conversation.

— Can I sit down, please?
— Yeah.

— Can I put back on my shirt?
— No.

Why Dirty Dancing? What do we do?
Do we watch it?

You know the big move at the end where
Patrick Swayze picks up Jennifer Grey?

— Yeah.
— I can do that.

— Okay.
— So I tell girls I can do the move.

I put on the song «Time of Your Life.»
I do the big move.

And they always wanna have sex
with me.

Oh, my God. That’s the most ridiculous
thing I’ve ever heard.

I agree. But it works every time.

That would not work on me.

Oh, God, this is ridiculous.
I don’t wanna do it.

This is beyond ridiculous.

— Yeah. Come on.
— No, thank you.

Thank God I’m drunk. Here we go.

‘Cause I’ve had the time of my life

And I owe it all to you

I’ve been waiting for so long

Now I’ve finally found someone
To stand by me

Ahem. So do you prefer to do it here
or in the bedroom?

The bedroom is preferred.

Mm-hm. Yeah, okay. Let’s go there.

forms perfectly
to the shape of my head.

Is this one of those foam pillows
from Brookstone?

I always wondered
who buys those kind of.

The hot guy from the bar buys these.
Of course.

— Jacob.
— Mm-hm, Jacob. Sorry about that.

You don’t have one of those ridiculous,
um, massage chairs, do you?

— Yes, you do.
— Yeah, I do.

— Ha-ha-ha. Oh, my God.
— I don’t. I don’t. I do.

Who would have that?
I would. I have that.

— How much was it?
— Five thousand dollars.

Ask me how many times I’ve used it.

— How many times have you used it?
— Twice.

— Where is it?
— It’s in the garage.

Can I sit in the massage chair?

The Home Shopping Network. But I’m
addic. I buy. I’m just the worst.

— Do you have a Slap Chop?
— Yes.

— The knife that cuts through the penny?
— Yes.

— Ha-ha-ha. What else do you have?
— Coin Bears.

Coin Bears?
You don’t have Coin Bears.

I have a whole set from each state.

You have 50 Coin Bears?

— They have a coin in their foot.
— You stay up nights.

I am wildly unhappy.

I’m trying to buy it,
and it’s not working.

— Were you smart in school?
— A little bossy, yeah.

But I won a spelling bee
and my dad cried at the spelling bee.

— No way. That’s nice.
— Mm-hm.

— What word did you win on?
— It was so stupid.

I love curling up with
a rich cup of coffee.

What, you think coffee and sleep
don’t mix?

Well, they do if it’s High Point.
It’s decaffeinated.

And the flavor is marvelous.

Do you have that mold
that makes cakes.

I have pants just for my calves.
Calf pants.

Could you do me a favor?

— What?
— Will you do me a kindness?

Will you ask me something personal
about myself?

Hmm. Okay, fine. I’ll do it.
And then we bang.

What’s your mother like?

My mom is very beautiful.

He died a long time ago.

He was such a sweet guy.

He was probably too sweet.

Very successful in business.

He made a lot of money,
which is why I have all this stuff.

Just too soft, too sensitive.

And, you know, Dad,
he couldn’t really handle my mother.

and didn’t really make an effort.

Remember the first woman I picked up,
that teacher?

Well, I have a story to tell you
about her.

It’s been a week. I haven’t heard
from you. Should I be concerned?

I am imagining you suffocating
under a pile of women. Call me.

Oh. Yeah, hey, it’s me again.

Left like a hundred messages.

Listen, if this is a Miyagi thing,
I’m not getting it, so.

Call me back, please. Thanks.

— Been to St. Louis?
— No, I haven’t.

I always dreamt of playing shortstop for
the St. Louis Cardinals, actually.

but I couldn’t hit a curveball,
so I did the next best thing.

Yeah, you became an accountant.

I mean, the money’s not as good,
but there’s less travel.

— I was gonna be a ballerina.
— Really?

So tell me, what is it with women
and ballerinas?

I just pictured myself in the ballet.

It’s not like I had
a lot of training or anything.

I mean, I actually never really
had a lesson.

and, um, haven’t seen a ballet.

You’ve never been to the ballet?

— I’d love to take you to the ballet.
— You’d love to go to the ballet?

I didn’t say that. I’d love to take you
to the ballet. I’d drop you off.

Later on I’d pick you up
and we could go to a ball game.

— Ha, ha.
— I had a lot of fun tonight.

You like sushi? I know this really
great little sushi place.

— That we’re never gonna go to
because I hate sushi.

Uh, this is my work friend, David.

David is an accountant.

David, this is Jessica, my babysitter.

So, you know, everything looks great.

Yeah, see you at work.

— Oh, well, you know, it was just for work.
— Yeah.

— That’s a really pretty dress.
— Thank you. What do I owe you?

Do you know that your kids
are the only ones that I babysit for.

that wanna stay awake so that they
can see their dad when he gets home?

Yeah, I mean, they fight with everything
they have to keep their eyes open.

And don’t get me wrong.

no, your kids are really excited to see
you when you get home too, Ms. Weaver.

but not a lot wanna stay up for Dad.

Honey, what are you trying to say?

— Let me give you.
— I don’t want your slutty money.

Sweetheart, what’s the pro.
What’s wrong?

— I knew it. I knew it.
— Yeah. I’ll be right back.

I’m just calling, um.

because I’m in the basement.

and I’m trying to get
the water heater working, um.

because the pilot light’s out
and I don’t know how to relight it.

So I’m sorry to bother you.

No, no. It’s fine. That’s fine.
Call me.

I’m glad you called about this.

— I’ll just walk you through it, okay?
— Okay.

All right, so there’s a gray door.
You see the gray door?

— Yeah.
— Okay, just slide that down.

There’s a red button
with the word «push» on it.

I wrote the word «push» on it?

So you push it.
And you turn it to the right.

And then just put the match in.

Just have to slide the gray door
down again and you’re good to go.

Well, thanks, Cal. I
appreciate your help.

Oh, you know what? Just call anytime
with stuff like that. That’s.

So I’ll talk to you soon.

No, that’s. My pleasure.

Don’t want you to blow up the house.

— Dad, can we go to McDonald’s?
— Uh, no.

Only reason they play them
is they’re catchy.

— Thank you.
— Here you go, sir.

Now, does it come in sheets.

Oh, yeah, it’s a 4 by 8. Standard 4
by 8, your 3/4 inch stock. Yeah.

— Now, this is for my wife.
— Oh. That’s nice.

— Oh, hey, Cal.
— Hey, Bernie.

— Hi, Mr. Riley.
— Hi, Mr. Riley.

— How’s it going?
— Oh, good.

I’d love to catch up, but I’m doing
something to the house later.

Thanks for the cologne.

Do you know if this is chintz?

— Jacob.
— Oh, my God, it’s alive.

Hey, sorry I kind of dropped off
the grid there, pal.

You left me in my hour of need,
my friend.

I’m in a bit of a situation.

A pickle, if you will.

— I got no one else to call.
— Ha, ha.

— I met a girl.
— Oh, really?

I’m spending all this time with her
and she is a game changer.

She’s a game changer? No way.

So much so I’m going to meet
her mother right now.

A mother and daughter. That’s very
Wilt Chamberlain-esque, even for you.

— What is the matter with you?
— Ha, ha.

I don’t know what to do.
I need some advice.

You might actually have to answer
some personal questions about yourself.

You gotta smile a lot.
You’ve gotta be charming.

Definitely don’t be yourself.

That’s what you’ve got for me,
don’t be myself?

— Ha-ha-ha.
— Great. Thanks for nothing.

Do you wanna get a?

Do you wanna get a beer next week?

You have my number.

And, you know, don’t worry
about tonight. You’ll be fine.

— Good for you, by the way.
— See you, buddy.

Honk. You gotta get that fixed.

— Okay. All right.
— Let’s go.

Out of this fourth inning
with just one run in.

He’s right on the verge of a big hit
knocking him out of the game here.

He’s staying in there,
very competitive today.

No, no, no. Daddy, Daddy, Daddy.

No, leave him. Let him go.
He can handle it. Let him go.

Honey! Get out of my purse.
Stay out of my purse!

Do not take those keys! Do not take those
keys! I’m not letting you take those keys.

You’re not following your father!
Stop it!

No! No! Let your father handle it.
You’re not to see that man again!

That man’s a pervert!

Is that pervert sexting you?

What are you wearing?

Dad’s here. I have to blindfold you.

— Why? What’s he doing?
— Just come on.

Is this something
I’m gonna have to clean up?

Mom, no, don’t worry about it.
Keep going.

— Honey, honey, I really can’t see.
— Mom, I got you.

Two. Right now we’re on the ground.
One more step.

Mom, no more steps.
We’re on the ground.

Mom, relax.
It’s your husband, not Al Qaeda.

Oh, hey. Can I take
this off now, please?

— Nope, not yet.
— Oh, what’s this?

— I hear you, gigglepuss.
— Do it.

May I have your attention?

Many years ago, in the hallway
of Woodside Middle School.

Cal Weaver saw Emily Boyle
for the first time.

Cal, are you seriously gonna do this
in front of the kids?

If anything goes wrong I’m supposed to
take her upstairs and put the TV on loud.

All right. Well, we may as well wait
for your daughter.

— She’s right here.
— No, no, no. I mean our other daughter.

— Hi, guys.
— Hi, sweetheart.

Oh, I don’t know. Some game. He won’t
let me take this dumb blindfold off.

What are you doing here?

— What are you doing here?
— Wait, do you guys know each other?

— What’s going on?
— What are you doing here?

— Hey, Nanna.
— Hi, Robbie.

— Hey, Nanna.
— Hi, cutie.

Jacob, it’s so nice to meet you.

I’ve heard so many wonderful things
about you from Nanna.

— I’m sorry, what’s a Nanna?
— I am.

I couldn’t say Hannah.
How do you know my dad?

She couldn’t say her H’s at all.

Okay. I’m having trouble understanding
what’s going on right now.

— Dad, this is Jacob, my boyfriend.
— No, it’s not.

— I was bringing him over to meet Mom.
— No. No. No, no, no.

— I wanna see the boyfriend.
— I can’t breathe.

Can I take this off?

Cal, what are you doing
with a daughter that’s grown up?

I was 17. That’s why we had to get
married so young.

— You should have told me.
— Never wanted me to talk about my children.

— Um, I’m gonna go watch TV now.
— That’s fine. Why don’t you go do that?

— Yeah. Can I come?
— No.

So you guys, like,
really know each other, then.

Oh, screw it. This is ridiculous.

— Honey, he’s really cute.
— No, he’s not.

Look at you. You’re really a mother?
I don’t believe it, sister.

Let me get this straight.
So you guys are a thing.

You guys are a couple, right?
You guys are together?

— Yeah.
— No way. Break up right now.

— Daddy?
— Please don’t call him that.

— Cal, that’s not gonna happen.
— Then I will mess you up.

I let her babysit for you,
you son of a bitch.

— She’s only 17 years old.
— What are you talking about?

— Oh, God.
— No idea what you’re talking about.

Daddy, no. No, no, no. Stop it.

Stop it. He didn’t do anything.

— He doesn’t know.
— Is your back okay?

— Know what?
— Know what?

Is this some kind of a skit?
Because I’m lost.

— Aah!
— No, no, no. Daddy, Daddy.

He didn’t even know
that I’m in love with him.

— You pointing at me?
— You pointing at him?

She’s pointing at him? Oh.

Wait. My dad is the older guy
you’ve been seeing?

— I knew it. You.
— He doesn’t know about the naked photos.

You made him naked photos? Seriously?

— I’m gonna beat you till your brains fall out.
— Timeout, timeout. Hold on.

— But I love her.
— Jessica’s the one you’re in love with?

— You left your sweater in my car.
— Oh.

— Who are you?
— David Lindhagen.

— David Lindhagen?
— David Lindhagen.

— Is this a bad time?
— Yeah.

Know how much pain and suffering
you caused my friend?

— Stay the hell away from my daughter.
— Ow.

You stay away from my daughter.

— I don’t even know you.
— Stop it.

Oh, my God. That is not.
What are you grabbing?

— Really? Really?
— Come on.

Let go of me! Let go of me!
Let go of me!

— Come on, she’s my daughter.
— Stop it. Stop it.

Okay, wait. Which one of you
is Lindhagen again?

I’m just gonna write,
«Domestic disturbance, all clear.»

Just simmer down, okay?
We all have arguments.

But if you’re gonna fight, just do it
inside. Keep it in the family, okay?

This guy is a lowlife,
he is a womanizer.

— That’s ironic.
— Excuse me?

I know him.
I have witnessed him in action.

— And you are not to see him anymore.
— Dad, I’m not gonna stop seeing him.

Okay. Okay. Well, then we have
nothing more to talk about.

— You’re being unreasonable.
— Get out of my house.

This is not your house anymore.

Well, you made damn sure of that,
didn’t you, sweetheart?

— Bye, Nanna.
— Bye, cutie.

She’s all yours, David.

Go big or go home, right, bud?

— Did you see the headline today?
— What?

It says that you should call your dad.

No, it says,
«Let’s move on child obesity.» Ha, ha.

— I’m not gonna call him.
— No, it says you really should.

Can I get you another?

— What time is it?
— 2:30.

«Two-thirty» would have
been sufficient.

but thank you for the judgmental tone,
cocktail servant.

Sorry for being a dick.

— Uh, can I sit down?
— I don’t know, can you?

Are we gonna be adults about this,
or we gonna.

«Are we gonna be adults about this?»

— It would mean a lot to me if we could talk.
— Are you still seeing my daughter?

— Yes.
— Then I have nothing to say to you.

Been hanging out here a lot?

— You been missing a lot of work?
— I have a lot of vacation days.

You know what? You have a lot of nerve.

Do you wanna do your shot?

She probably spit in it,
so, no, thank you.

Your kids miss you, Cal.

You’re hanging out with my kids?
That’s great.

Teach Robbie how to objectify women.
He’ll love that.

You know it’s his eighth-grade
graduation next week.

You gonna go to that?

Of course I’m going.

I just didn’t know. You haven’t really been
around. I don’t think he knows either.

I haven’t been around for him?
That’s what you’re telling me?

You know,
he’s not my biggest fan right now.

— He thinks I stole his soul mate.
— He worships you, Cal.

— Is the parental advice over? Because if so.
— I’m in love with her.

I don’t know what I was doing
before this.

And I don’t know what to do about it.
It’s not something I can really stop.

— You love her? You love Hannah?
— Yes.

Tell me about it.
Tell me how much you love her.

Look, Cal, it’s not something
that I wanted, okay?

I looked at people who were in love.

and I thought
the way that they were behaving.

and the things that they were doing
and saying.

they appeared pathetic, honestly.

And I spent all this time with you,
I’m trying to make you more like me.

and it turns out I just wanna be.

You gonna make me do this?
I gotta really do this?

I had Hannah when I was 17.

I taught her how to ride a bike.

I taught her how to drive a car.

And I’m glad for you.

I’m happy for you, that you’ve changed.

I think it’s fantastic
that you’re a better man.

But I’ve seen too much already.

— No. I know. I know too much.
— I know. I know.

And she’s too good for you.

I’m never gonna give you my approval.

You’re a good dad, Cal.

She spit. She spit in that.

Guys, I need you to pay attention.

Do not cut the line. I need everyone
to stay in your positions, okay?

Guys, check your ties.
Make sure everything is nice and neat.

Ladies, when you’re on stage.

Mommy, look. Robbie’s name.

Excuse me. Is this open?

— How close?
— Yeah, that’s fine.

Welcome, parents, family and friends.

We’re so pleased to have you here
to celebrate this graduating class.

And now, to introduce
our first student speaker.

our very own Kate Tafferty.

Our first speaker is not only
the class salutatorian.

one of the most spirited young men.

I’ve ever had the pleasure of teaching.

Ladies and gentlemen, Robbie Weaver.

Welcome, class of 2011.

Our time as middle schoolers
has come to an end.

We can’t fight it anymore.
We’re getting old.

All my life I wanted to grow up.

I wanted to grow older
so people would take me seriously.

It all sounded so good to me.

Growing up, getting a job,
getting married.

That’s the biggest scam of all.

And I know that makes some of you laugh
because I’m only 13.

but whatever. I was.

And I used to think,
and really believe.

that there was one true love
for everyone.

and if you fought hard enough
for that person.

your one true love
would always work out.

It sounded good to me when I was younger,
but it just doesn’t work that way.

— There is no such thing as one true love.
— Stop.

All right. Ahem. Excuse me.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

— What are you doing?
— What are you doing?

I was wrong, Dad.
There’s no such thing as.

Oh. Well, here’s the thing:

My son’s graduation speech sucks.

In fairness, I didn’t know
where he was going with that.

But I think we can all agree.

it was headed
in a kind of depressing, um, way.

My son. Not him, my actual son.

— Believes in grand romantic gestures.

He believes in the existence.

And it’s easy to just look
at a 13-year-old and say:

«You don’t know what you’re
talking about. You are wrong.»

But I’m not so sure.

I met my soul mate
when I was 15 years old.

We went out for ice cream.

After, my dad started teasing me
about my first date, the way dads do.

And I told him, «Dad, it’s no big deal.

I’m gonna be going out with a lot of different
girls on a lot of different dates.»

And that is the first time
that I ever lied to my father.

I met my soul mate
when I was 15 years old.

and I have loved her
every minute of every day.

since I first bought her
that mint chocolate chip cone.

I have loved her through the birth
of my three perfect children.

I have loved her
even when I’ve hated her.

Only married couples
will understand that one.

And I don’t know if
it’s gonna work out.

I don’t know what’s gonna happen.

I’m sorry, Robbie, I
can’t give you that.

But I can promise you this:

I will never stop trying.

Because when you find the one.

Do you have anything you’d like to say?

I still love you, Jessica.

And I love you, Emily.

I loved you ever since you first
changed my sister’s diaper.

I loved you when you came into my
bedroom and I was under the covers.

— What’s he talking about?
— I’m not ashamed of it.

Okay, we’re good, we’re good.

Oh, there’s your mom. Let’s go say hi.

Oh, I’m so proud of you.

There she is. My perfect girl.

So I bought a firearm.

from a shady Internet site.

and I am prepared to shoot you with it.

This is gonna be fun.

I’m gonna talk to my friends.

Go hang with the other high schoolers.
Go ahead, see if I care. I don’t care.

I’m really glad you came.

You were a really good babysitter,
Jessica.

I’m sorry if I made you uncomfortable.

— I thought you weren’t giving up.
— I’m not.

and in a few years I’ll look like him.

I’ll come for you then.

That’s not a bad plan.

just a little graduation gift
to get you through high school.

— Why.
— Take care, Robbie.

— He looks pretty happy.
— Yeah.

God, I hate that haircut, though.

— I know. He looks like a sheepdog.
— Mm-hm.

Oh, my eyes! My eyes! My eyes!

It’s been a really hard year.

Yeah, there were a couple little blips,
I guess.

— I know.
— I guess I just, you know.

Really what I want to say.

is that I’m so glad you bought me
that ice cream.

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All you need is love. Love is all you need.

«Crazy, Stupid, Love» is a sweet romantic comedy about good-hearted people. Imagine that. No snark. No raunch. It has a lot of cynicism, but that’s employed only to be corrected. Nobody here wishes anybody ill, and the movie comes out foursquare in favor of marriage. Yes, the characters commit adultery, but they learn to their relief they were mistaken.

Much of the movie’s appeal is generated by the actors. Steve Carell has been growing on me. Emma Stone is a sweetheart. Julianne Moore’s character seems cold and distant, but that’s a stage she’s going through. A teenage couple are cutie-pies. Marisa Tomei enters the movie as a tornado of warm comic energy. All that woman has to do is smile, and I’m there.

But the surprise is Ryan Gosling. I consider him a superb actor, and I’ve seen him play everything from an anti-Semite («The Believer») to a child killer («Murder by Numbers») to a man in love with a love doll («Lars and the Real Girl»). In «Blue Valentine» (2010), he plays a not ideal husband. But I didn’t see him as a lounge lizard and pickup artist, and in «Crazy, Stupid, Love,» he has as much bulls#!t as if he’d been Zach Galifianakis all of his life.

The movie opens with a bombshell. Cal (Steve Carell) asks his wife Emily (Julianne Moore) what she wants for dessert. «A divorce,» she says. Cal, who has grown complacent in his marriage, is stunned. So are his kids, especially 13-year-old Robbie (Jonah Bobo), who has a crush on Jessica (Analeigh Tipton), his 17-year-old baby-sitter.

Cal seeks to assuage his sorrow in an upscale cocktail lounge with an improbable variety of babes and finds himself noticing the smooth moves of a ladykiller named Jacob (Ryan Gosling). This guy seems to leave every night with the woman of his choice. Jacob observes Cal’s morose presence at the bar, overhears his bitter monologues and insists on giving him some tips. This leads to lectures on pickup techniques and one of those makeover montages in which Cal acquires correct shoes, shirts, suits and a haircut.

Emily, I neglected to say, has been fooling around with a guy at work (Kevin Bacon in his slightly snaky mode). Not much is made of this; we’re spared the sight of Emily being tender with him, because that would throw off the gradually developing logic of the movie.

So, OK. We have two generations seeking success in love. Robbie does a winsomely good job of pining hopelessly for Jessica, who has set her sights a little higher. Cal, meanwhile, takes advantage of Jacob’s coaching to score sensationally with Kate (Marisa Tomei), an energetic, recovering alcoholic who is a sexual virtuoso. And then something happens that Jacob did not anticipate: In the bar one night, he meets the lovely Hannah (Emma Stone) and does something he didn’t think he was capable of. He falls in love.

These many strands are woven together in a clever screenplay by Dan Fogelman that establishes what is needed, conceals what is required, supplies Carell with a one-liner about Tomei that brings down the house and springs some OMG! moments.

All of that is the mechanism. What is also nice is the feeling. No one is hateful in this movie. Even Kevin Bacon, as the ominous marriage-wrecker David Lindhagen, wishes no ill. Emily was apparently seducible, so how much can we blame him? The major characters all persevere in the faith that for every person there is One True Love, and when you meet that person, your quest is at an end — always assuming, of course, that your love is returned. Sometimes baby-sitters four years older than you don’t get in the spirit.

The strength of the movie, however formulaic its structure, is that it is slightly more thoughtful about its characters. It’s not deep, mind you, but it considers their problems as more than fodder for comedy. It allows them to have real feelings, even some that surprise them, and it leaves them some room for growth. At the end, after as many strands have been brought together as seems possible, I felt an undeniable satisfaction.

Roger Ebert

Roger Ebert was the film critic of the Chicago Sun-Times from 1967 until his death in 2013. In 1975, he won the Pulitzer Prize for distinguished criticism.

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